Hey everyone, I know it's been a while since my last post and I apologize. I've been taking a break from the internet in general to try and do better in school; turns out my ADD just found other positions to screw me in. Oh well, shit happens when ya party naked.
In related news, Rick Santorum's political fate has been sealed after the most recent episode of The Colbert Report. Check this out: http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=santorum
Yeah, you read that right. Quick backstory: Rick said some pretty mean stuff about gays back in 2003, and some comedian decided to come up with a new definition for "santorum" and challenged his fans to make it popular. Fast forward almost a decade---great success! And now that Stephen Colbert's weight has been thrown behind this colossal prank to end all pranks (naturally, he urged his viewers to click all of those links so they could leave comments about how wrong it all was), Senator Frothyanallube hasn't a snowball's chance in the innermost depths of hell at achieving his goal of becoming President.
In conclusion, I love Stephen Colbert with all my heart and most of my appendix, and he can do Canada's History with me anytime (as long as there's a tarp down to keep the santorum off the carpet).